“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
so my little brother was laughing really hard and he was really happy and we were all sitting around the table (my family) and i went to go throw something away and i fucking whispered ‘the trash needs to be taken out’ and i started to take the trash out to the dumpster but he grABBED IT FROM ME AND SLAMMED IT IN THE DUMPSTER OUTSIDE AND SCREAMED ‘I HATE YOU’
today everybody signed everybody’s yearbooks and even if i didn’t like them, i told the girls they were beautiful and i told everyone to stay excellent
this might make me sound fake but really, it’s polite. like really why can’t you be nice to people you hate i don’t understand??